Apologize for being absent from the blog roll yesterday, had more important shit to do to be honest. Actually, that is not correct. The firm I worked for had a crap load of meetings lined up yesterday and I spent my day listening to smidiots wine and cry. The part about these meetings I hate is that you are forced to sit awkwardly next to other people from the firm you do not know. I have seen them, but have never once talked to some of them. These sort of days are so exhausting to me because I have to play nice and seem like a team player, but these people are obnoxious. There was something that happened that irritated me to the core and I had a flash back to how many people have done. I am unsure why I never picked up on this but iPhone people are losers and here is why.

My firm has a deal with Verizon and we get phones and plans for very cheap. The downside? Your work email is sent to your blackberry and if someone emails you Friday after work you better email them back. There are two sorts of people that work at my place. Those that have blackberrys and the iPhone people. The iPhone people I consider idiots for several reasons. One being that the firm would have paid for everything had you just used Verizon. Not you though! You feel the need to piss money down the drain JUST for a stupid phone. This is not even what irritates me most.

iPhone people are iPhone-centric. Every other phone is compared to their iPhone or they will ask how does that touch screen work compared to the iPhone? Who gives a shit, it is not an iPhone so it will probably be a bit different. That answer your question asshole?

iPhone people are also pretentious and snotty because again, they own a certain phone. Honestly, how god damn lame are you man? You are cool because you have a certain kind of cell phone? Wow, how we have evolved as humans. Yesterday on a break a circle jerk of iPhone people broke out. They sat their for 10 minutes comparing what apps they have. “Oh dude, you guys gotta check out this app,” one dbag resounded to the group. They all quickly move to locate it in the app store! I literally sat there with my buddy and stared at these people. It was almost like watching a monkey at the zoo use a stick as a “tool.”

Apple is a marketing genius and they tricked everyone into thinking that having an iPhone would make you cool. Since when do we humans pride ourselves on having a phone? Has our society become so trite and elementary that this is what we resort to?

I for one am sick of dick head iPhone people and Mac people for that matter. If you define yourself on what technology you prefer or use, you are not cool, you are a loser. Find some friends, get yourself a pet, and most importantly, TRY to find yourself a girl! It is just a f*cking phone!